Humor Palembang | Kamus Bahasa Korea

9 Nov 2015

Oden dan Mamat lagi asik bekelakar. Sambil jingok cewek-cewek lalu lalang, Oden dan Mamad ketawo kakak kikik beduo. Saking asiknyo ketawo cak itu, dateng cewek galak. Nah, Oden dan Mamat keno sembur.

Cewek,"Apodio kamu beduo ni nawoke aku ye..?!"

Oden,"Oey, idak dek..kami ni lagi becerito beduo bae..."

Plakkkk!!! Nahhh, Oden keno tabok.

Awak ujinyo preman, Oden takut jugo samo cewek. Mamat kesian jugo jingok Oden keno tabok cewek. Timbul niat Mamat menghibur Oden biar dak galau.

Mamat,"Sudah den, lupokelah cewek itu.."

Oden'"Oey mat, saket nian ati aku.." sambil ngelus pipi

Mamat," Cak ini be, kito buka kamus bahaso Korea bae, cakmano?"

Oden'"Oey mat...pipi aku masih saket kau nak buka kamus Korea pulok,"

Mamat,"kalo bahaso Korea, kejadian tadi namonyo She khonyong khonyong"

Oden'"Artinyo?"

Mamat,"Tiba-tiba..."

Oden;"She Khonyong khonyong aku keno tabok! Pacak nian kau mat"

Mamat ketawo tekikik, apolagi jingok muko Oden yang pecak ubi bakar, sudahlah item mutung pulo.

Mamat,"Sudahlah den, anggap bae kejadian tadi itu Choo fang dong"
Oden,"Apodio lagi mat choo fang dong"
Mamat,"Artinyo kenangan terindah den...xixixixixi"
Oden'"Pacak nian kau ni mat"
Mamat,"Nah, aku tu bukan pinter bahaso korea den. Tapi..pacaklahhhh dikit-dikit"
Oden,"Cubo nian, bahaso koreanyo kurang ajar apodio nian?"
Mamat,"Moo nyong"

Oden,"Aiyyy kau ni, nak ngolake tulah"
Mamat,"Nah,iyo nian..denger ye Idak lempeng = Men Chong. Lanang galak berdandan = Ben Chong. Dak katek duit = Nao Dhong. Pengangguran = Nong Krong. Belanjo = Bao Rhong. Merampok = Cho Long. Saringan Botol = Choo Rhong. Kendaraan berkudo = An Dhong. Jual mahal = Gheng Xi Dhong. Ngelamun = Bae Ngong. Mulut = Mon Chong. Mintak cium = Soon Dhong Yang. Mobil mogok = Dho Rong Dhong. Lapangan luas = Parkir dong. Pantat gatal-gatal = Che Bhok Dhong. Nasi bungkus = Lon Thong. Bagian belakang = Bho Khong. Masih muda = Bron dhong. Pantat gatal = Ga ruk dhong. Telok asin = Ndok A Chin. Sendok besak = Cen Thong. Celano sobek = Bho Long. Kepala botak = Kin Clong. Lagi nyanyi = Me Lo Lhong. Wong hitam = Goo Shong. Jongkok di pinggir Musi = Be ol Dong"
Hehehe

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